ABOUT THIS CARD:
Outside: As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you get hit on by an ugly asshole in a bar.
Printed on heavy duty textured linen 80lb cardstock paper. Archival quality. Acid free. Measures 4.25" x 5.5" inches. Packaged in a protective plastic cello greeting card sleeve to ensure safe and undamaged arrival.